dude, pigeons are butts, just look at these mofos:
I mean, at first they’re all cutesy like this:
Then they land on your shoulder like this:
THEN THEY STARE AT YOU LIKE THIS:
AND BEFORE LONG IT TURNS INTO THIS:
AND THEN YOU HAVE THIS:
Note that the only time I ever liked pigeons was in the Home Alone: Lost in New York movie when Kevin needed assistance from the creepy park lady who had a bunch of pigeons as her friends.