mer you dirty pigeon hater!
dude, pigeons are butts, just look at these mofos:

I mean, at first they’re all cutesy like this:

Then they land on your shoulder like this:

THEN THEY STARE AT YOU LIKE THIS:

AND BEFORE LONG IT TURNS INTO THIS:

AND THEN YOU HAVE THIS:

Note that the only time I ever liked pigeons was in the Home Alone: Lost in New York movie when Kevin needed assistance from the creepy park lady who had a bunch of pigeons as her friends.
