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Epic TMI Question List:

1. 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2. 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3. 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4. 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5. 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6. 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7. 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8. 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9. 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10. 10: Top or bottom?
11. 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12. 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13. 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14. 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15. 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16. 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17. 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18. 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19. 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20. 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21. 21: How big is too big:
22. 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23. 23: Biggest turn on:
24. 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25. 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26. 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27. 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28. 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29. 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30. 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31. 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32. 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33. 33: What your favorite part of your body:
34. 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35. 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36. 36: What do you wear to bed?
37. 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38. 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39. 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40. 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41. 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42. 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43. 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44. 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45. 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46. 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47. 47: Most attractive celebrity?
48. 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49. 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50. 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51. 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52. 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53. 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54. 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55. 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56. 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57. 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58. 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59. 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60. 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61. 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62. 62: Do you watch porn?
63. 63: How small is too small?
64. 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65. 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66. 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67. 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68. 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69. 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70. 70: Booty or Boobs?
71. 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72. 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73. 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74. 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75. 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76. 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77. 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78. 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?