That awkward moment when something huge happens in... →
me: everyone else: Yep. That’s totally me, bro.
How I say hello: →
When I’m meeting new people: When I see someone cute/trying to flirt: To everyone else: And to my best friends: This is SO how I greet people nowadays <3 <3
lanoshi: DIABETES. I HAVE THEM NOW. <333333333
chernobyldisasters: “IF MY PITY WASN’T TAKEN UP AT THE MOMENT, I’D PITY YOU PRETTY FUCKING HARD. BECAUSE THAT’S ALMOST AS BAD AS FEFERI HAVING TO BE ERIDAN’S MOIRAIL FOR A YEAR. WAIT. NO. I LIED. IT’S WORSE.” — Meredith, roleplaying Karkat YOU’RE VERY FUCKING WELCOME <3
thelittlestkraken asked: I am now going to officially assume that Dave is your fandom bicycle. .___.
It’s creeping in on my shipping wall, man. Legit. I had it all up and organized the other day and after reading some damn good fanfiction, it’s just moving right on up there in the top five. Hell, top three for my Dave ships. Sure, I liked it initially already, but I’d been shipping so much Dave/John, Dave/Sollux, and Dave/Karkat (and some mild Dave/Jade because it’s...
And another one~
♈ - Something I’m 0kay with. ♉ - Something that makes me feel confident ♊ - Something I’m apeshit bananas at ♋ - Something that makes me angry ♌ - A pairing I ship ♍ - A kind of fashion style I like ♎ - My favorite smell ♏ - A game I really like to play ♐ - Someone I look up to ♑ - Something silly about me ♒ - If I like someone ♓ - Something that makes me ——EXCIT—-ED! ...
have you ever had an OTP you ship so hard that...
affectionate: GOD YES ;A;
Anonymous asked: A, C, 5
Anonymous asked: S.
awkwaben asked: Heeeey. It's that Marchingstuck Karkat from the connn.
ififfy asked: Hi there! It's the Feferi from NDK again |D Sorry if I'm annoying you but I'm just trying to find all the random accounts of people I met at the con so I don't forget! /swooshes away
murderingperfection asked: Heyit'sgamzee.
Put a letter or number in my ask and i will answer...
A: Who do you like and Why?
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
G: Have you ever cheated?
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
Q: Turn on's?
R: Turn off's?
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
X: How many relationships have you had?
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
4: What do you notice first about another person?
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?
*is curious if people will be creative*
johncollegestuckegbert asked: where the fuck2 your follow button? DAMNIIT!!!!
ask6amzee: THIS BREAKS MY HEART. YEAH. MY TINY BRIGHT RED BLOOD PUMPER JUST BROKE AT THIS SEQUENCE. OCTOPIMP AND ALL THOSE INVOLVED… YOU GUYS KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO AND BAWL MY EYES OUT AND WRITE FIC TO THIS. </3
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The internet vs Real Life
Internet: Reality: More Laughs Here
Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob...
More Laughs Here Oh yeah. Definitely. To those who abused me… take it, suck it, swallow, and go back to the ditch you crawled out of.
When you open a pack of gum in class
Click Here For More Funny Posts Couldn’t have giff’d it better myself. Everyone wants piece. I mean, God damn it, people xD